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moo-moo-lan:

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crystalinecstasy:

cat hiccups and farts at the same time

meme4meme:

Karate Kyle: he snapped my pen…

OooooOOoOooooo

Me: That is a nice thing.
Me: I like that thing.
Me: I want that thing on my blog.
Me: I'm gonna reblog that thing.
Me: I like this thing.

hungarian:

i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes

anadiaz94:

LOL me every other week

theniftyfifties:

Marilyn Monroe checking her makeup.

99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times